Friday, February 22, 2008

why i am horrible

i want to walk up to random women and put a vat of conditioner in their hair. especially when they are business ladies with terrible over-worked do's. i don't care if your hair is unbrushed, a mess, you're having a crazy hair day...but i HATE overprocessed hair. seriously, take care of it or cut it off. product is GOOD.

i think the 80s were not a great one for style. the short jean skirts with leggings are not cute. i gag every time i see them. side belts, acid washed, off the shoulder shirts...go away and you no come back no more. i hate you.

i have run into someone on purpose on the freeway for slowing down to 50 in the fast lane. go 70 or get your ass in the slow lane. for reals. especially when you're in a car that can obviously go much faster. you have no business in my "yes, i drive too damn fast" lane. move it asshole!

i make snarky comments to ignorant people in public. i have no right to be snarky, but i do it anyways. it just comes out without thought. you say something ignorant and i'm likely to be right behind you saying something rude. it's who i am.

i know i need to lose weight, but as i have healthy self-esteem i have a really hard time sticking to any sort of workout regimen. my thought is if i lose weight great, if i don't so fucking what. i have no drive. i need to work on that. i want to muay thai box within the next two years. time to start caring.

i honestly and severely dislike most people. especially "sheep" people. people who can't think for themselves completely defy all logic in my opinion. i don't care if you like trendy stuff, if you truly like it. but i find that most people go along with the herd, and it baffles me.

1 comment:

  1. jennifer beals is hot, off the shoulder shirts are not. yeah, i had one in the fifth grade, and that's where they should stay.

    i have no idea about the sign up thing. that's weird.

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