no, asshole, i don't think i'm cool 'cause i'm carrying a bukowski bag. i've always liked the guy. i've had a tattoo of a quote of his on my wrist for 14 years. you're a condescending asswipe for thinking you know something about me based on my choice of purse/messenger bag. yes, i heart bukowski. i could care less if it's gotten some hipster wannabe persona latched on to it.
what i DO think is that i could totally destroy you with my wit and biting sarcasm if i chose to put any sort of efforted response to your comment. instead i turn to you and say, "yeah, i'm like, the fonz, totally." then i put my thumb up and say "ayyyyyyyy." really, that's all the effort you deserve, now leave me the hell alone.
what is with people thinking that i care about their sad little opinions? i'm not blaming you for thinking i'm an ass for having a bukowski bag. think away. i sometimes wrongfully judge people for their shoe or eyewear. i am not gonna lie. but i rarely make a comment about it. and if i do i am prepared to be verbally punched in the gut. i revel in it, in fact.
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i know man, i know. super hot.
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