Two things from today.
Co-worker after emailing about the same thing for like an hour: "So I'm just going to go ahead and ask Chris and see what she thinks."
Me: "Is there a pool on when I'll stab you and you voted on today? You may win."
I walked by our deputy superintendent having a conversation. He was saying, "I have a sticky note on my computer from her. She is an activist and I'd rather talk to her. D'Artagnan is just pissed 'cause his stick isn't in the pot anymore."
Me: "No, D'Artagnan is pissed because his parents named him that and we're not in the Three Musketeers." I really wish I would have said, "....and he sucks at sword fighting." But hey, we can't get 'em all 100% can we.
Happy picture of the day: couch dog. Because I've officially given up trying. I figure if she's happy that's all that matters. Besides, that is a cheap ass couch. She's so effing cute I can hardly stand it.
Ha! Everyone who knows me realizes there is no filter on my mouth and whatever I say seems to be considered wildly inappropriate- But that's just me. I have no filter.
ReplyDeleteCheck your e-mail and my blog today- I replied to your message and posted the pic of the penis-shaped water bottle. As soon as I posted it one of my gays e-mailed to lay claim to it. Bahahaha!
I have very little filter but I have to be very careful who I joke with and who hears.
Deletelol!!!
ReplyDeletejoking around at work is many time the only thing that makes a job palatable! seriously! i tend to push things too far, and that is one of my favorite things to do. if I get a laugh, i am happy. if others get a laugh too, it is a bonus! :)
happy weekend to ya! can't wait to get out of here!
Joking around at work is the only thing that keeps me sane there.
DeleteCome work with me. Please? I promise to laugh at your inappropriate jokes 100% of the time even when you're batting 90%.
ReplyDeleteYou are a good person. haha
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