How I Know I'm Not A Follower

I think buttered popcorn is the work of the devil.

I think Krispy Kreme donuts are totally overrated.

I have never owned a pair of Uggs.

I don't think It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is funny.

I have not, nor will I ever, read The Hunger Games books. I will however tell you to see Battle Royale.

I only blow dry my bangs. My hair is rarely ever even brushed when I leave the house.

I think I should be able to choke people with their phone charms.

I think Cake and the remaining live members of Sublime should have a to the death grudge match, only there shouldn't end up being a victor. They should all perish.

I don't have a sports team, in any sport whatsoever.

I think the Lord of the Rings movies were garbage.

I love the Xanadu soundtrack.

I would rather listen to ELO or REO Speedwagon than most *performers* currently on the radio.

I have never owned anything made by Juicy brand, and I think that whole label is tragic.

I think it's fun to talk about poop at dinner parties.

These are some of the many things that let me know I don't go with the flow.

Me waiting for a cab a few weeks back when it was taking way too long. I sent it to my friend Lauren to let her know I should've just gotten a ride with her. It's probably the cutest self portrait taken of me in forever, even though I'm totally making a fooch face.