Monday, December 24, 2012

Happy Holidays Y'all!

So apparently new boyfriends don't listen to your, "I don't do holiday gifts, I just buy people stuff randomly if I see something I think they would like" rule. I got some really pretty plugs from Sean for Xmas. Luckily his wife had warned me he got me stuff so I went and got him a really beautiful Ralph Lauren pageboy cap and scarf. I told him it was like men who buy lingerie. I buy my fellas stuff I'd like to see them in. What's good for the goose, right? Charles got me a bottle of Jameson and his wife made me this:


I think I chose some pretty dang good boyfriends if I do say so myself! In case you are a maroon, that is an R2D2 beanie.

The girl date went fantastically. We ate a lovely dinner then went to visit one of her friends who works at a super swank bar called Rye. It was so fun. Then we cabbed to the show where we rocked out. We rocked out until two guys were being complete pricks and I pushed one by his face and told him to chill the fuck out. Apparently he knew a staff member there 'cause minutes later she was coming at me. Well, Suzie gave her a fat lip and got kicked out. I followed her out to try and explain what happened but I think the chick was pissed she got bettered by a waify gorgeous girl and she wouldn't listen. So we went across the street to a bar called Butter and got a beer and danced around to silly music the dj was spinning. Then we went back to Rye and I met some new folks who were so fun. This was us out on the street in between bands.



I am at work today and the place is completely dead. I am messaging back and forth with a guy in one of our branches about how we should be running around the aisles recreating our favorite scenes from Home Alone. I am the only one here in my unit all week, and I'm totally cool with that. I have Leonard Cohen blasting out of my iPhone 'cause why wear earbuds if you don't need to? Also, I am wearing this:


I never understood people taking time off around the holidays unless they have to travel. We get 4 ITO hours so not only is this a ghost town, but I get to leave at noon. Then on NYE we get released around 3. So Leonard Cohen turned in to the Go Go's and I'm bopping around writing a blog. I mean, c'mon!

Also, Sean texted me last night to see if I had plans for NYE. I never go out that night 'cause it's a copfest and full of amateur hour drinkers acting stupid, but this year I am going out. We're going to eat at a fabulous restaurant and then run around. It'll be my first kiss at midnight on NYE in a long time and I look forward to it! Hope you are all doing well and having a great holiday season. See y'all next year!

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  1. So if you don't drink, what are you going to do with the Jameson? It occurs to me this works out amazingly for you as you can regift that. And you're right, no reason to take the day off if you're not traveling. This time of year seems like your playground.
    Also, you get into a fight (justifiably for sure), leave the bar then come back to that same bar a little bit later? Your date with Suzie seems like it was amazing! You continue to amaze.

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    1. I DO drink. I have again for about 8 months now. I've talked about it quite a bit on here silly goose.

      She got in a fight at the show venue, Slim's. We didn't go back there. I still can't believe she punched the lady. Apparently after I turned around and commenced singing and dancing the chick grabbed my hair and Suzie went nuts.

      Yeah, I am currently challenging folks to chair races and somersault competitions. Tough day at the office.

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  2. That R2D2 beanie is boss! Love it.

    Have a great holiday-

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    1. Thanks dear! I love it!

      You have a lovely holiday as well.

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  3. Thank god I'm not a moron, cos I guessed that was R2D2 straight away.

    And it's not a good night out, until there's some girl on girl face lickin...god I wish I was there.

    Have a fantastic Christmas Girlie and I'll see you in 2013!xx

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    1. Hell yeah girl on girl tongue touches for the win!

      You too!!

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  4. Ha ha, I was looking at that hat, thinking, "is that R2D2?" And sure enough, it is! How great. And you look completely adorable in it :)

    Glad you are going out with Sean on New years! I hope you have a fabulous time!

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    2. Thanks! I love it!

      I am happy too. We will have a great night! I got to spend last night with him too. It's nice to get to see him more than once a week sometimes.

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