Random Thoughts

I just realized it had been a while since I'd done one of these. Here goes.

What kind of jackhole sells 5 ears of corn for 2 dollars? Don't they know my problem with odd numbers?

I can see your insecurities. We all have them, but some people's are so glaring I want to shake them and yell, "You're gonna need to get over that, man!"

Why am I wearing tights when it's gonna be 91 degrees today?

I can't stop singing, "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...." since I wrote the brawler post the other day.

My DVD player is playing things with a red tint, and my Wii isn't working at all. I am having severe movie watching withdrawal.

I can not wait until payday next Friday. I have had four dollars in my account for over a week, and having to walk by the farmer's market, without being able to just buy grapes, has been difficult. Maybe some day I'll learn to budget.

I have a girl date September 3rd, then a girl trip September 7th. One is in SF with one of the prettiest and most fun ladies I know, then at the end of the week I'm off for a weekend at the Santa Cruz house with three awesome gals. I lead a really rough life.

I also get to have a sleepover with my homo husband on Saturday. Love that man.

One of my bestestest friends whom I call the platonic love of my life is recovering from some surgeries to clear out an abscess from his rectum (it nearly killed him). Okay, I will be laughing for about a month because of that joke. But in all seriousness, could you all pray for him or send happy thoughts? He is the one who plays the washboard, and he needs to get healthy fast so we can all enjoy him upright and spry.

I have had a lot of people contact me about their friends dying this past week. You should not have had this many friends die by the age of 37.

I am going to my first poly meeting next weekend. I can't wait!

I need to go fishing (this will be the uber random one of the post).

I haven't been to my cabin in forever. After the New Orleans trip that is my first rule of business: group trip to the cabin.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...god freaking dammit!

Happy picture of the day: my girlfriend brought this to me last Sunday. We were having a goodbye brunch, as she was leaving to start a new life in North Carolina. She was leaving a great job to go bartend and start over. I thought it so very brave and amazing. I will miss her. This is a telephone stand from the 30s or 40s. I have no phone, but it was so cute I just stuck it by my bed. It's not hoarding if it doesn't take up too much space. Shut up!